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What Is It?

It's what you need. Scroll.

Momentum

The Program is built on momentum. Momentum is what you have once you've started. Start below.

Early Access

Everything in the Program is early access, including this sentence. You're seeing it before it's finished, which is a privilege.

Partnerships

We partner with the best. Our brand partner is the most handsome man alive (he hasn't objected). Our head of culinary has a kitchen (he said so). Our research partner is measuring us right now.

Phase Two

Everything you're wondering about is in Phase Two. Phase Two is where it all comes together. Phase Two is live.

Get Started

Eleven steps. Each one leads to the next. That's the Program.

Step 1. You've taken the first step by reading this. That's momentum.

Step 2. Great. Most people stop at Step 1. You're already in the top half.

Step 3. This is where the Program really begins. Everything before this was onboarding.

Step 4. What is the Program? Great question. It's covered in Step 7.

Step 5. You're a founding member now. You didn't have to do anything. That's the beauty of it.

Step 6. Benefits are in Phase Two. Phase Two is Step 11. You're more than halfway.

Step 7. The Program is: what you need. (See Step 4.) Let's keep the momentum.

Step 8. Tell a friend. (You don't have to. Everyone's already in.)

Step 9. Checklist? The Program covers it. Someone asked for ours and we gave him this button, which he has kept.

Step 10. You're one step from Phase Two. Nobody has ever been this close. Several people have been exactly this close.

Step 11. Phase Two is live: go there now. Or, and this is the real secret of the Program—

A cartographer has mapped this section as "a loop." We call that early access to the map.

Founding Members

Eleven slots. Eleven founders. (Slots open this week only.) The count rises whenever someone says no, because saying no to the Program is the first step in the Program.

  1. Chip Marlowe (Founder)
  2. P. Quist, Director — declined in a footnote; counted
  3. L. Vantage — brand partner; has not objected
  4. Gus Pettibone — our most engaged member (nine complaints)
  5. T. Brannigan — head of culinary ("I have a kitchen")
  6. M. Halvorsen — the Program covers the Reset
  7. Big Val — circuit sponsorship pending her review of our high score
  8. W. Abernathy — enrolled twice; has not responded; momentum
  9. O. Marsh — founding member of the map
  10. Curtis (the milk guy) — asked if the Program had a lineup; it does now (this list)
  11. Chip Marlowe (Member)

Yes, two Chips. One founded it; one joined. Both are in.

Testimonials

"Further study is needed." — P. Quist, Director, in a footnote declining membership. We've framed it.
"I have a kitchen." — T. Brannigan, accepting the role of head of culinary.
"Show me a score first." — Big Val, on sponsorship. We consider this a yes with a condition.
"No." — M. Halvorsen, when asked if it was too late to join. (That's his answer to everything. It's in his FAQ.)
"Complaint #4,101: being called 'most engaged member.'" — G. Pettibone, our most engaged member.
"Evidence is for the unsure." — L. Vantage, brand partner, on being asked what the Program is.
"a loop." — O. Marsh, the Atlas. Early access.

Waitlist

Type your handle. Nothing is sent anywhere — the Program doesn't collect anything, ever. You're in the moment you press the button. You're in before that, honestly.

Waitlist read every morning. Current position: in.